Dogs on Twaynz

Ellos!

Da uva Sundayz we did get up nice nd erli, go fur kwik snootewin walks nd pak up da car so we cud go on tweetup wiv owr pals, Rufus, Kipster, Ted, Toffee, Sidney, Cal nd Fweddie at Lulwerf Cove, Dorsitt!

We did set off nd woz avin luvli time singin nd wotchin da seenwii!

Sing it gen Sam er Jack!

Der be free weels on me wagon nd iz still wollin along .... *giggle* 

Nd den  *dwum woll* jus 8 mile frwum owr destinashunz da disasta did stwike! Da weel did neerli fal off da wagon car!

I dussnt beleeeev it!

Wel we wuz stuk! Al da gawajis be close nd we cud no dwive!  Dey did av deep discushunz nd der woz fyoo wayze voysis nd ibone convsayshunz til it be disidid dat we woz goin ome by twayn! So we did dwive vedi slowli to twayn stayshunz, send da norty car off wiv a big lowwy nd find owt bowt catchin twayne ome!

We az neva been on big twayne befur - but can wepawt to al furs dat it be mutch fun nd da umanz dus giv lots tenshunz nd noms - finx dey al be bit bored!  Ere be gwafik wecawd of jurnee!

Moov nose dad!  Iz blokin vyoo!

Did go vedy fass!

Iz neva seen sheeps moov so fass!

But it did go on fur long times nd we ad no ad nomz!

Dussnt me noo leed go nice wiv dads owtfit!

Iz wedi to get off now to be onest!

Finli we did wive bak in Brisol Parkwayz! We wuz al starvin - me nd Molly did look lyk dump dogz! We ad been up sinz cwak dorn nd ad no nomz! To giv uz al sustnanz to get ome we did derfur go to pubs nd av nomz nd warta!

See dat "M" - stan fur Marvin - Starvin Marvin!  Urri up awedi!

As yooshal da Molly did no no wen to stop - nd afta avin bit mutch of dads beer er did look lyk diz!

Ish der eni mor chiipsh?

So den we did walk fur miles nd miles (wel to) to get omes, nd did fal sleep nd dweem bowt da luvli tweetup we ad been faws miss!  We finx da mowal of diz episode be dussnt be singin songz dat mite cum twoo - nd dussnt be dwivin dojii cars to tweetups!  Let da twayn tak da stwayn eh?

Next time on Jack nd Molly's blog - 80 jiant payntid dogz meetz in wun shop in da senter of Brisol .....

Da Gwatist Dog Sho on Erff!

Ooh - nd befur we goze, we did jus wont say yooj fank you to owr pal Mr Hippy (@dirtyhippydalek) oo did win owr payntid Gwomit aft makin bid of £125, witch e did pay to Tewwia Wescue.

Ooo wil start uz at £100?

Nd also ... massiff fank yoo to #FlatMarley  fur conduktin da orkshun nd bloggin bowt owr #BTgwandayowt.  Yoo can weed all bowt it, nd ow yoo can waise munniis fur dogs on da #FlatMarley blog ere

Fank yoo fur weedin nd ta ta fur now!