Monty nd Betty Get Wed Part II

Ellos pals!  Weez so egsited to be bwingin  yooz da egsklusif wepawt of Monty nd Betty's hi siati weddin!
Ere yooz'll find al da egsclusif fotos nd gossip yooz been waytin fur!  Fusly do, yoo mite wont go nd weed part 1 of da Weddin blog, witch did av all da nownzmentz nd speeches fwom da weddin - der mite be sum nu wunz, so mak shure yoo weeds it!

Weez also wont fank all gests nd asistentz dat duz no apeer in da blog - speshli Jock nd iz sisfur Rosie fur pwofidin da muzak nd danzin!

So wivowt furva ado:-

Da invite - desine nd distwiboot by da eva verstile Mr Seb!

Nd nuva Mr Seb cweashun

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Da bootful bwide:-

Wer be da cayke?

Da ansum gwoom:-

Iz opin it no be windee!

Da pawsta - lyk we sed, Mr Seb be Mr Verstile:-

Duz yooz pwomiz to chase kats fur az long az yooz bofe shal liv?

E did lata get chanj:-

I smell sossijis!

Da Best Dogz nd da Bwide Dogz Ewic, Yurs Twooli, Maggie nd Molly:-

Sum pawty dis iz!  Wer da cayke nd sossij sawce?

Nd (sum of) da gests:- 

Rohan - da brofur of da Bwide oo did pwovide case lowds of bacon champaz:-

Dat me sisfur dat iz *hic*!

Mr Verstile gen:-

I shud be danzin yeah!

Er ... ow verstile e need be?  (Ope e did manij avoyd Messrs Barney nd Rufus - jus sayin.)

Wot? I lyks owanj!

Da Skottish continjent - Mr Leo, lookin vedy smart:-

Er I seez yoo Jimmi Lilli!

Er da Iwish continjent - lookin bit confoos, owr gwate pal Mr Hippy:-

I did fink Monty woz Iwish? No?  Oo er! Shiva me timbaz!

Debutante Quiver - al da way frum da U S of A :-

Fawt deez BT pawtiz woz ment be wild?

Da vedy svelt nd ansum Gimli lookin  "JonnyDeppesk":-

Form an ordali kew gerlz!

Mr Smooth imsef - Cornish Barney:-

Wer be da gerlz?

Mr Barney?

Comptishunz fur Mr Barney? Rufus Bond:-

Stirred no shaken - wiv a cheez bwed stik pleez!

Miss no so Scruffy Buffy (vedy pweety I finx):-

Fown al diz in moms wordwobe! Jus small sherri pleez!

Bootiful Miss Lilli al dwess up wiv sumwer speshul to go:

I do lyk da look of dat Mr Leo!

Nd sum speshul gifs woz gwatfulli weseev!

Duz deez be edbel?

Can I tast em now?

Bootiful kennil plak fwum Mr Hippy fur der fus ome togeva!

Er kennil fweshnaz fwum da vedy cleva Miss Helen (@helenastik)

Nd da aftamaff!  Evrifur been in bed sinz Satdi - so nuffin to wepawt!  Sept fur diz ..... 

Monty nd Betty be ere sumwer!

Nd pwoof dat diz weely did appen - clik ere to see da Pawsta Seb's fishul wekord of da eventz!

Nd der yoo az it - to mor singel lyfs ruin a match mad in eaven! A gud time woz ad by all nd we opes dey dus stil be alowd owt on der own fur sum fun av a long nd appi lyf togeva! Woofhoohoo!

Monty nd Betty get Wed!

Ellos pals! Diz be Monty nd Betty's offishul weddin blog:-  It be currently unda constwucshun - so will be edited nd updated afta da event - fur now we iz usin it fur speechiz nd anownzments az da weddin be bwordcast live!  Woofhoo!!

Best man's speech (witen nd perform by Ewic...)

*Ahem……kiks poota…..atenshun weddin gests …..clears fwowt nervuslee*

Afor I start, cud sumfur PEAS give blubberin Stella a anki?

Weez be ere tuday tu selebwate, but er snots iz weally kwite manky!

Fur dogs sake wooman, it not a gud luk….it dwibblin down yur nek,

I noes yu be Bwides Mum, vewy pwoud, but get a gwip. Pfft….bloomin hek!

I iz weally onard tu welcum yous all, diz be sutch a speshul day,

Will it be in Woofhoo magazine?....depens ow mutch dey pay.

We fanks evwyfur fur cumin, frum de bottom ov ower art,

But BTW, at de alta, I ad tu wemind de Gwoom not tu f**t!!

Monty n Betty, ower Bwide n Gwoom, deyz fell in wuv ova Twitta.

I wos matchmaka I fink...intwodoosed dem. Dey bowf noo nofur wos fitta.

Weez also gotta fank Dear Marley…wivout Posse wher wud we be?

It all down to im az de founder…..we selebwating matrimonee!!

Wot can I say bout Bwidesmaids? I no even gonna jest.

Molly, Maggie….Yous iz gawjus, de vewy vewy best.

I noes yu tuk yur job sewius….az Betty sed “I do”

Yous bowf made shooer she wos wearin somat old n borrad n bloo!!

N az fur Betty *wipes a tear* she sutch a bootiful stunning Bwide.

N ower Monty…..sutch a luky fur, ee takes er paw wiv pwide.

Monty n Betty, diz yur speshul day, nd de nuptooalz now iz dun.

Congwatoolashuns my pals, frum all ov us…fur de two ov yu now iz wun!!

LADIES, JENTLEMEN, BT’S, FURS N EVWYWUN ELSE….CAN WE PEAS WAISE OWER GLASSES N AV A BACON BEER TOWST TO OWER BWIDE N GWOOM……MONTY N BETTY

Nd now da nownzments - wed by me (Jack)  Iz weedin dem in da orda dat we did weseev dem: *cleers frote, coffs* 

Dear Monty + Betty,

              From the bottom of my furry heart I wish you both

       many many years of wedded bliss - remember 1 human year is 7 of ours!

   

                              Congratulations, luv, hugs and woofs!

                                                 Mr Seb

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Deer Betty n Monty

I iz sowwy I will miss yor big day so haz dwessed up to send yoo a foto of me wubbin a lukky horseshoo to bwing yoo bowf lots of luk! I hopes yoo haz wundaful time. 

Woofy wishes, 

Ted xx

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Hello, it be me Katie & Chester too! Wez wanting tu wish Monty & Betty a big congradulashunz for der weddin! Wez hopez uz hav wonderfural life tugeffur!

XOXO

Katie & Chester

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Cathy here!  Congratulations on your wedding Betty and Monty!!!

Best,

Cathy Jeffries 

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We knows Mista Monty and know he is a twue gentleman an will mayke a luvlee husband for the bootiful Miss Betty.

Miss Rosie and I would like to wish dem long life an appiness and ope all dere trubbles are little wuns (oooh ickle pupees wud be luvlee)

Ah be veree appee to be makin da moosic for dis speshul event but it be Mista Monty an Miss Betty who will be maykin da most bootiful moosic togeva.

Love Mista Jock & Miss Rosie xxx

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Dere Monty pal n dat lubly Betty, Iz not shure ow yoos met n fell in love but yoos did n dats dat! Iz not met many furs wot as got mawied but I fink it do be vewy speshul n one wurf shoutin bout so hip hip hoooway fur yoos!

Big love n kisses n dem hugs at yoos boff on yer day. 

Ms Ooolalaaaa Kipster xxxx

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Sendin congwatulashuns nd jubilashuns to owr fave pair of Bts on da Btposse, MONTY nd BETTY, on their weddin day! YAY!!  Gud luck fer da futur!

Love fwom Rufus da Red nd Penny (his mum)xxxxxxx

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Dear Betty & Monty

Fank you so much dear

Pals for letting us share dis

Your special day wiv us furs. 

You make a georgeous pair!!

Congratulations on your wedding

And enjoy every moment

Lots of woofs, licks & hugs

Cornish Barney xx

P.S is there any cute bridesmaids

For #007barney...*giggles* 

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Wishing you a long and happy life together dear little sister Betty and new brother in law Monty. From Rohan and Dad

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Monty & Betty up a tree

K I S S I N G 

Then came love and then came marriage

What's next?  A litter of puppies in a BT carriage?

He he!

Have a great life together! 

Love from Leotheborder and family xxx

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Ah hem....Many conwatulashuns to 2 vewy speshul BT's, Monty & Betty on der vewy speshul mawwidge ♡Big snozzles Vanessa xxxx

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Nd finali, Miss Maggie (bwidesmaid) wud lyk weed poem!

Love is not finding a fur you can live with, but finding a fur you cannot live without!

Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds or bends with a remover to remove. Oh no, it is an everlasting mark that looks on

tempests but is never shaken.

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Nd me nd Molly wud jus lyk to say wot speshul pals Mondy nd Betty is - nd ow pleez we iz dat dey gettin togeva nd wishin dem vedy appi long lyfe togeva!

OK!  So dat be da nuptyools nd da noms nd nownzments dun - so lets waise owr glasses to da appi cuppel nd

P A W T Y    W O O F H O O H O O

Jock - get scwatchin pal!

Da pawtenz of doin Down nd Stayin Down!

Ellos pals!

Wesentli we did ask if yooz ad eny pawtikla wekwests fur a blog wiv twaynin tips - nd we did get deez bak:- stopin jumpin up, stopin barkin, wecall nd gwumpi dogs! So we tak dem wun by wun! Diz week we takel jumpin up! If eny of yoos az enyfin els yoo wud lyk uz to cuva yoo can alays leev uz commentz ere at end of blog - or tweets uz @JackMolly3

STOP JUMPIN UP!

Oh we luvs to jump up - at umanz nd uva dogz! Tis natwel fur uz to do - but pawentli iz wude to do it to da umanz nd dey no pawtikli lyk it! Pfft! Spoylsportz! But az dey iz da wunz wiv da noms, iz best to twy nd mayntayn sum etiket wownd dem!

To stop jumpin up yoo needs to no to fingz - Down nd Stay! Iz Simpels!

Ow long I gotta stay ere fur - nd wotya gonna giv me fur doin it - eh?

DOWN ND STAY

Pawently da ard, time consoomin part iz teechin uz a stwong down nd stay! (Er dussnt no bowt uva furs but I woz born lyin down nd az been doin it al me life - jus sayin! Umanz!)  Mom sez diz nd wecal iz pwobli da mos impawtent fingz umanz can eva teech uz cos it elp manij soooo meny uva sitwashunz nd keep uz safe!

1. Get clicka or choose werd yooz wont use.
2. Put treet in fist, nd place on flaw infwont of dog palm down, so dog twy get treet owt of and - no say werd.  Dog twy get treet, nd venshuli put bum down on flaw - imidatli clik nd giv da treet or say werd - eg yay, gud boy, bingo - dussnt matta wot, nd giv da treet.
3. Gwaduli bwing fist hiya off flaw - clik/say werd nd treet weneva dog lie down.
4.  Dis can take wile - but keep doing ova few days until dog can lie down on da and signal wile yoo is standing up.
5. Start to say command DOWN jus before duz da and signal (almos at same time).
6. Evenshuli jus say werd, and no do da and signal.
7. Den pwaktis jus da and signal, jus da werd, nd bofe togeva - so we no wot al fwee meens.

ALAYS TREET FUR DA DOWN - EVRI SINGEL TIME WEN FUS LERNIN!

8. Nex, wunz dog lying down, wayt a likel wile befur clik/say werd nd treet. (Da clik or werd wil welees uz frum da DOWN.) Gwaduli wayt longa nd longa  Dis bild up da stay.  Evenshli add in da command STAY!

*singz* Pleez welees me let me goooo! Fur I dussnt wont stay ere eny mor!

So wunz yooz lernt da down yoo az to pwaktis pwaktis pwaktis in lots duffrunt playsis nd sitwashunz - gwaduli bildin in distwakshunz to mak it arda nd leevin uz in da down fur longa to! Den pwaktis it fwum distanz to! We needs to undastan da werd nd da and signal so pwaktis bofe!

DEN USE DOWN ND STAY TO STOP JUMPIN UP!

Wunz da down stay be mastard - den gweetingz be eezi! Wen yooz umanz cum ome dey asks yoo to down befur dey sez ellos! Wen vistas cum visit weez ask to down nd stay wile door opened nd no welees til evri wun wedy to say ellos!

Obvusli to be weely gud at diz tak long time nd umanz need be payshuntz in meentimes! Memba do - da mor vistaz we az, da mor use we iz to dem, da less egsited weez'l get nd da eezia it wil be to contwol uz! *whispa* nd da mor pwaktis nd noms weez'l get!

Also - we noze weez no tawkin bowt yooz - but if yooz umanz duz wun into pawtikli wude fur oo no stop jumpin up - tel em ignaw im, cwoss arms nd turn bak on im - no eye contak, nuffin til e kwiten down - den pwayz im! If e start up gen, ignaw im gen ..... Pleez dussnt start showtin nd erm flappin dem ands bowt cos den we jus fink yoo joynin in nd avin a game nd we gets mor sited nd twys arda to jump up!

Finli - nd ds be vedy pawtent - pleez dussnt be usin no punishment on uz wen twaynin! Dat inclood silly warta spways nd pebbels in canz az well az showtin nd sulkin! We dussnt unstan yooz uman moods wunz sumfin iz dun - iz dun - moov on!

CONSIKWENZIS

Duz be kerful do pals!  Wunz yoo az been tawt a weely gud down nd stay yooz wil no be able ignaw it!  Dat meen dey can mak yoo do stay wile dey umiliates yoo............erm

Faws to stay in dis umiliyatin pose!

Force no to destwoy deez fingz!

Faws to persnate ET (1)

Faws to personate ET (2) 

Faws to av bwite lite shon in eyes wile werin toy on ead

Faws to starv to def!

Nd meens yooz'll neva be fwee to be destwuctif or unwuly gen! (Er dat bit be a lie.)

Diz dussnt be uz - we is twaynd dogs - diz be da nayburs!

Dis dussnt be uz niva - look dat no owr fire!

So aldo it be nice to ave dem umanz cwooning on bowt wot wel twayned dog yoo iz nd givin yoo noms nd stuff - juz memba evrifin av a pwice - nd be kerful wot yoo wishis fur!

Gud luck!

Oi! Molly! Down! Stay!