Sunday, 20 January 2013

Ekspedishunz to da Golf Pole!

Ellos!  We az been on an amazin adventya today!

Diz mornin we wuz appily mindin owr own biziniss makin plans fur da day:-

Wundrin ow to spend da day!
Wen dey did cum nd tell uz we woz goin on vedy impawtant mishunz - an ekpedishunz to claim da Golf Pole fur da #BTPosse. (Fur dose of yooz oo do no alwedy no, da #BTPosse be a gwoop of tweetin BTs on Twitta - fownded by da late Marley Tewwia nd now pwesided ova by iz sun Clapton Tewwia!)  

Well, dey did tell uz to get wedy nd get in da snowmobil so dey cud dwop uz off far frum sivilisashunz, nd did giv uz deez meeger supplize!

Noms nd ice pik!
So we did do az we woz told, so we cud get bak to nappin as kwik as posbel!

But I woz avin nice dweem!

I woz no appy!

Pfft!  Ow long diz gonna tak?  I az toyz to kill!

Well, dey did drop uz off in da middel of nower, nd did giv uz deez instwukshunz nd tell uz no to fone ome until we ad compleet da mishunz!  (Enyfur no da numba fur anipal wescoo? Juz fur footya wefrenz?)

Instwukshunz!  FIND DA GOLF POLE ND CLAIM FOR #BTPOSSE stop CAPTURE ENY STWANJ CWEETYAS ENCOWNTERED stop DIZ MESSIJ WILL SEF DESTWUK IN 30 SEKUNDZ stop

So dat iz wot we did do!  We az put filelm togeva to show ow da ekspedishunz did go.  We wuz suksesful, even do owr tewwia tenasity nd will to liv woz stwetch to da vedy limit nd weez pwowd to anownz dat da Golf Pole do now blongs to da #BTPosse.  Yay!


We woz soo egsawsted wen we did finally get ome, dat we did kwikly av a snax nd go to bed fur naps!

Zzzzzzz!
Bye pals!















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6 comments:

  1. Gyp the Border Terrier20 January 2013 at 20:38

    Well Done - Jack & Molly! It looked very dangerous but you managed to find the Golf Pole. You both look exhausted. Hope you had extra noms xxx

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    1. Unknown21 January 2013 at 20:35

      Tee hee! Fanx Gyp! We did wush to da fire wen we did venshully get ome!

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  2. GimliBT20 January 2013 at 20:54

    What an amazing mission, undertaken with such meager supplies. You faced danger and terrible peril. But with cunning and bravery you have both accomplished the mission of capturing the flag for the Posee. The whole Posee will be so impressed with you

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    1. Unknown21 January 2013 at 20:36

      A dawgs gotta do wot a dawgs gotta do Gimli! Fanx pal - paw punch!

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  3. marley22 January 2013 at 20:44

    Pawfect my pals...we haz claimed anuvver territory wot shall be squizzle free for all time....

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  4. Unknown24 January 2013 at 09:17

    We ope so Clapton! We no wonna av to go froo dat agen! Of cawse weez'll be keepin wotchful eye on it do!

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